airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
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Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
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I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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