Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
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you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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