those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
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Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
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Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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