$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
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im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
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I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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