Where did you get a picture of my penis
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
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I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
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Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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