i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
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I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
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yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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