Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
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oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
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I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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