Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
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looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
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i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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