sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
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It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
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He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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