No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I'm at about main and main street
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
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Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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