Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
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So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
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I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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