he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
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i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
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I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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