Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
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if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
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He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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