Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
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I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
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A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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