I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
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Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
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I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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