that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
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He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
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Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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