You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
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Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
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WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
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