i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
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guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
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My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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