You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I cut my penus on the lid.
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the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
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he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
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