You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
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I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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