i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
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I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
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anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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