She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
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no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
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SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
The ass gains better be worth it
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