i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
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Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
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Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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