hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I showed him my bush... on skype.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
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i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
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More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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