it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
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it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
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It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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