I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
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There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
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A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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