hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize