remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
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i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
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We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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