Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
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I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
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Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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