So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
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I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
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I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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