At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
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true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
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You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
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