Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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