Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
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while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
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Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
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