dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
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Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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