The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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