I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
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hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
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