idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
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There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
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The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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