the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
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I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
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I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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