Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
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I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
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Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
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Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
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