stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
it's like iHOP with fire
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
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Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
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So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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