Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
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Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
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the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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