North Korea, Best Korea!
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
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I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
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Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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