Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
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After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
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They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
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