Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
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I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
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So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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