so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
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I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
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I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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