I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
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The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
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When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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