I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
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I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
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I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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