never play flip cup with pint glasses
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
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You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
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My boob is missing a layer of skin
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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