Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
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look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
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Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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