Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
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We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
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please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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